In the interest of catching up

The first in a series of posts that should bring things up to speed. Twitter has kind of replaced my need for blogging, but unlike the rest of the world I have felt the need to write more than 140 characters. A great deal of time has been spent looking for new music in a very poor year, trying not to hate my Wii, remaining calm about a certain baseball team, and of course looking at stupid stuff on the internet. The rest of the holiday weekend should prove to be a great outlet for drinking, reading, and discovering new music on the beach. My creativity has been slipping, so I will right this wrong with more text and pictures to illustrate my thoughts and feelings in the near future. As this is what one usually does with a blog.

An open letter to the dude that puked on my car while driving on Cross Keys Road.

You owe me five bucks to wash my car.

Not cool.

Such a Stephen

The Paterson family boat gets hit by a bridge and is featured on the Discovery Channel.

Its not about making money, its about taking money

Joss Whedon’s internet super villian musical with Captain Mal, NPH, and that girl from The Guild is now available on Hulu.  You’ll laugh, sing, and maybe even cry.

“In a meteor shower, never climb a tree. It’ll catch fire.”

Apparently there is a giant rock next to Nifty Fifty’s. In and around said rock is a miniature golf course. Who knew.

Facts Of Life: #256

Ninjas with 50% of their limbs are 6100% cooler.

BLT – L = Sadness

I had a nice buzz going and forgot lettuce on my ham and turkey blt from wawa. Sad day for all. Episode 25 of Scissors 61 will be up shortly. Brian was sick so its mostly the Max and Gurney show.

If only it had 40 oz. bounce

Brazzers.com’s redesign is blowing my mind and has given me an endless amount of new material.  I am going to drive Brazzers jokes into the ground for the next few weeks.

Bitches, Wings, and Pat Croce

For some stupid reason I didn’t bring a camera to Wing Bowl 16.  Trying to explain without visual aid is pretty much impossible.  I won’t make the same mistake again.  Zac’s mind was blown, and I’m pretty sure Brian has still yet to go to sleep.

Don’t you know that it’s insane?

Still recovering from a heated match of God only knows what against my cousin Jen’s child Jackson Sailor. Yeah thats me stomping on him in victory, but all you need to know is that he deserved it. As always I had a great time with the family I rarely see over in Pennsylvania. A quick summary, golf in HD has finally gotten my father excited about getting a new HDTV, I got my hair from my uncle, kids love using cherry tomatoes for dipping but don’t actually like cherry tomatoes, and if Jackson ever gets into a fight his opponent will never have children.

I’m off to finish up my remaining four wins in order to get my Burnout license in Paradise City and pass out.